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Me trying to express how I feel:
Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.
166,426 notes - Jul 25 2014
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#MEEEEE 

ladyzukos:

selenicsoulmates:

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get this shitty channel’s logo off my fucking coat. 

even more relevant now

8,629 notes - Jul 25 2014
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surprisebitch:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

yaaas drag him

178,379 notes - Jul 25 2014
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Anonymous SENT : tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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britneyinventions:

Britney Spears is known for her prowess as a dancer but many people are ignorant to the fact that she is responsible for inventing the dance move, the shimmy. Spears first shimmied in 1999 for her …Baby One More Time music video and has continued to utilize this move throughout her career. The shimmy has since influenced many forms of dance including salsa and hip-hop.

101 notes - Jul 24 2014

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

176,308 notes - Jul 24 2014
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me this morning:
yes im cute as fuck servin up looks stylin on u hoes im fresh as hell
me rn:
im a piece of trash
1,101 notes - Jul 24 2014

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

74,675 notes - Jul 24 2014
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#LMAOOOOOOO OOO 
Te voy a abrazar, te voy a besar y ya nunca voy a poder dejarte ir.
Homero Simpson. (via disordersofthemind)
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