I just want to be muscular and walk around naked all the time.
1,250 notes - Jul 30 2014
#not necessarily muscular but like you know averge and toned and yeah 

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

Back to school commercials

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Back to school commercials after graduation

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102,833 notes - Jul 30 2014
#for once i relate to a cat 

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

32,521 notes - Jul 30 2014
#OMFG 

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

33,660 notes - Jul 30 2014
Cashier:
*dies at register*
Customer:
are you open
9,086 notes - Jul 30 2014
3,351 notes - Jul 30 2014
#:| 

queerallman:

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

390,939 notes - Jul 30 2014
#LMAOOOO ACTULLY LOL'D #yuka asked me what was going on hahahaha 
3,331 notes - Jul 29 2014
#how do i get on this show and do these types of things 

ch4d:

sia get out of my house

37,729 notes - Jul 29 2014

annulet:

baethoven

64,267 notes - Jul 29 2014
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